10 things nobody tells you about becoming a cat mum


1.There’s nothing like shovelling cat poop when you’re all glammed up before a night out to bring you back down to earth.

2.On the same note, when you get all cosy in bed then hear your lovely kitty scratching around in their litterbox. The pure stench of their actions forcing you to leave your little haven.

3.Fleas – bitey demons sent from hell to test your patience

4.When you spend more money on cat food than you do on your own cause she’s a fussy little princess.

5.Getting your fiancé a lint roller for Christmas is a completely viable and well received present cause ALL the cat hair!

6.Her resting bitch face when your trying to take drunk selfies with her, making you look like an embarrassing mum

7.You’ll become THAT girl who talks about her cat like its her child and people around you will switch off.

8.You’ll argue with your partner over what’s best for your furry babe like you’re discussing the best schools in the area.

9.You’ll get jealous when they snuggle up to visitors rather than you cause they’re fickle little so and so’s

10.You will fall completely and utterly head over heels in love with this little ball of fluff and even if you are in a relationship you will fall into the crazy cat lady category cause she’s your babe and everyone will know it!

Peace and Love xoxo



  1. January 12, 2016 / 1:37 pm

    Aw that’s so sweet (especially number 1 haha). I really wish I was allowed to have a cat where I live x

    – Anne | annesmiles

    • January 12, 2016 / 1:43 pm

      Yes number 1 is a regular struggle haha! Thanks hun 🙂 I didn’t think we would be allowed but luckily the landlady agreed, we’ve had her almost a year now and couldn’t be happier! Hope you get to have a furry friend of your own eventually! Xx

    • January 13, 2016 / 3:01 pm

      Thanks Hun 🙂 It’s hard to not treat them like an actual human haha! Xx

  2. mintnoti
    January 14, 2016 / 2:09 am

    This is so true! I actually spend more money on my cat than I spend on myself. Thanks for putting this list together 🙂


    • January 14, 2016 / 7:38 am

      No worries 🙂 thanks for commenting! X

    • January 14, 2016 / 10:12 am

      No problem thanks for commenting 🙂 the good cat food can get so pricey can’t it! And I’ve bought her random stuff to make her comfortable like a radiator bed and she is not interested at all haha x

  3. January 14, 2016 / 10:10 am

    Hahaha I love this. Can completely sympathise with the whole litter tray situation, we used to have a cat when i lived at home with my parents, my god, i will never forget that smell lol x x x

    • January 14, 2016 / 10:11 am

      I know right! We usually feed her certain food which helps the smell but haven’t had a chance to go pets at home so she’s been having the cheaper stuff and you can really tell the difference! Xxx

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