1.There’s nothing like shovelling cat poop when you’re all glammed up before a night out to bring you back down to earth.
2.On the same note, when you get all cosy in bed then hear your lovely kitty scratching around in their litterbox. The pure stench of their actions forcing you to leave your little haven.
3.Fleas – bitey demons sent from hell to test your patience
4.When you spend more money on cat food than you do on your own cause she’s a fussy little princess.
5.Getting your fiancé a lint roller for Christmas is a completely viable and well received present cause ALL the cat hair!
6.Her resting bitch face when your trying to take drunk selfies with her, making you look like an embarrassing mum
7.You’ll become THAT girl who talks about her cat like its her child and people around you will switch off.
8.You’ll argue with your partner over what’s best for your furry babe like you’re discussing the best schools in the area.
9.You’ll get jealous when they snuggle up to visitors rather than you cause they’re fickle little so and so’s
10.You will fall completely and utterly head over heels in love with this little ball of fluff and even if you are in a relationship you will fall into the crazy cat lady category cause she’s your babe and everyone will know it!
Peace and Love xoxo